So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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