I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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