People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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