If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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