I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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