i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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