I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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