I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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