We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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