youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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