u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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