yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Randomize
