What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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