Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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