it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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