butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
