She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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