When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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