Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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