white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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