rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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