i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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