this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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