butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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