sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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