Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
