gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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