i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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