ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im holly from the hills drunk
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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