i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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