never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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