Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
COCAINE IS GR8
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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