with your own penis?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He? As in you personified your dick?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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