i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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