just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Randomize
