Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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