does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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