Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
