ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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