She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This is my gift to your gina
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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