hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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