Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
3 2 1 whiskey
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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