Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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