Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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