Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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