Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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