I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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