Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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