it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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