I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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