It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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