Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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