once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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