Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We had sex on a dog bed..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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