Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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