Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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