Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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