i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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