yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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